This was obviously inspired by Emma Blackery’s dating rap, as well as LukeIsNotSexy’s dating rap. (Sorry Luke, but Emma’s was better)
So, here we go!
Wait…what do I even say?
Just tell them a little bit about yourself!
I’m Eva 19 and I don’t drink milk
I don’t wanna be a douche so I don’t wear silk
I’m trained in karate and could probably kill
Y’know…but I won’t
I tried to play piano but I failed so hard
Now I just stick to jamming on the gui-tar
I like writing poems and I like writing songs
And I’ve never smoked weed out of a bong
I’ve never got drunk and I don’t wanna find out
Because tipsy me already laughs really loud.
I used to annoy everyone back in high school
And now I’m way better…
Oh wait, no, I still do
I’m five foot 5 and I can’t really flirt
…unless I’m not trying to…then I’m great!
My friends think I’m scary when I get mad
So I try not to but then I get sad
So if you’re interested then yo dawg hit me up
But if you’re not…then you got impaired judgement